i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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