I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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