at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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