She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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