the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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