Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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