Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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