I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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