Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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