Only a mothe r could love this liver
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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