i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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