Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
