i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I looked at my own cervix.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
