Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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