Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
That accounts for only three of the penises
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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