Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
4 words: hood of his car
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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