I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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