I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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