its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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