is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He better not be in your backpack
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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