Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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