just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
These tits shall not be calmed
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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