It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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