The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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