...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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