I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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