I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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