i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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