How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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