Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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