i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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