My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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