i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The Olympian is in my bed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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