Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think my fart just growled at me.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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