It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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