I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
where are my eyebrows?
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