On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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