Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize