You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
God, I missed his penis.
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