Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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