Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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