Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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