Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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