Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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