I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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