Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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