let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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