Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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