I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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