I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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