She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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